Wiki-porn-ia

I looked up my name in Wikipedia to see if it would link to anything interesting.

Evidently, the results show my name has a 9.8% relevance to Dar Williams' "My Better Self".

Even stanger, my name has a 3.9% relevance with "Debbie Does Dallas".

I have no punchline, so I take a small bow.

At Least It's Non-Toxic

Here's a question to keep you up all night:
Do you EAT or DRINK glue?