Thursday, July 21, 2005

Books No One Wants to Read

"...Moving from cashing in on fictional kidnappings, to cashing in on real ones, there's Ashley Smith. She's the woman who's heroism consisted of not dying when taken hostage by Altanta courthouse shooter, Brian Nichols.

"Her upcoming book will tell the story of how she's been inspired by Christian best-seller 'The Purpose Driven Life.'

"So... she's getting paid to write a book...about how she read another book?!?! That's not a book!

IT'S A BOOK REPORT!!

"Why don't I just shop around my manuscript about how much I enjoyed 'Where the Red Fern Grows'???"
-Lewis Black, BACK IN BLACK on The Daily Show

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