Friday, April 07, 2006

If Your Hand is Bigger Than Your Face, Then You're...

I used handsoap last night to wash my face, and now I think my face smells like hand.

Frankly, I'm not sure if that's a step up or down. I typically use algae facial cleanser, but I'm becoming worried that I'll start to smell like phytoplankton. Plus there's some serious cognitive dissonance brewing when it comes to paying $20 for 4 ounces of face soap. And yet I continue to do so...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't notice that you smelt like phyto plankton...but now you mention it...

David said...

Damn, Cat, I was trying not to call attention to it...