Pimp My Conestoga Wagon

Your wagon has reached a posting. You may:

1. Continue to work at a grueling pace with meager rations
2. Stop to rest (and play Oregon Trail)
3. Trade for supplies
4. Hunt for food

You have chosen to play Oregon Trail.

You are 2 minutes away from fun.

Before you have reached the game, your keyboard has broken and 2 speakers have died. A robber has stolen half of your files and 2 cans of Red Bull. Would you like to fix the keyboard?

You have chosen to fix the keyboard.

You were unable to fix the keyboard. You must replace the part.

You are 1 minute away from fun.

You have approached the installation screen. You may:

1. Try to ford the river
2. Caulk your computer and attempt to float across
3. Ask an Indian for advice on installing the game
4. Install it yourself

You have successfully installed it yourself.

You play the game all day and all night.

Your health is fair.

You have lost your job.

You are not eating.

Your health is poor.

You have caught dysentery.

You continue to play at a grueling pace.

You have died of dysentery.

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Anway, thought you'd all enjoy this blast from the past: A free version of The Oregon Trail. Say goodbye to all free time...

Sincerely,

The Banker from Boston New York