From "the Onion" Headlines Dept.

A few great headlines from this week's "The Onion":

1. Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope


2. Pope John Paul II, Longtime Owner of Popemobile, Dead At 84


3. Aw, Who'm I Kidding... I'll Never Top 21 Jump Street
   by Johnny Depp


4. Report: Cost of Living Now Outweighs Benefits
   

   "This is sobering news," said study director Jack Farness. "For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we've suspected for the past 40 years: Life really isn't worth living."



5. Inside: Spring Fashions So Glamorous You'll Practically Shit Yourself


6. Finally, here's one of the best Onion articles ever (this one's not from this week). Read this, if only for the two headlines: Point-Counterpoint: Nigeria