Shabeena: "My stupid computer is doing this thing... (describes computer problem)"
Colleague proceeds to literally punch the computer until the problem stops
Colleague: "You see: Fixing computers is a lot like raising kids. Punch them enough and they do what you want."
The things people say for shock value...
This next exchange was relayed to me by Shabeena, who happens to hold the same position in the company as Matt:
Matt: "It's my third day here. Who exactly do I report to?"
Shabeena: "Me, bitch."
2 years ago
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