How is Britney still in the zeitgeist? Seriously, why should we care about her anymore?
She's not performing, she's slowly and publicly deconstructed into the trailer trash that she's always been but had briefly hidden from the world. The girl is a terrible mother, dumb as a doorknob, and one venereal disease short of simply becoming Paris Hilton's second vagina.
At least Lindsey Lohan sends incoherently crazy emails. We can make fun of her for being a caricature of a human being.
But making fun of Britney Spears for turning out to be a train wreck is like making fun of the rainbow for having colors. Can you say, "Hey, rainbow - be more bland?" Can you grab the mountains and put them in a pocket? Can you tell cupcakes to stop being so tasty?
No! And such is Mango.
2 years ago
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