Um, it's a belt?

It's described at the most technically advanced piece of clothing since Hypercolor t-shirts. And that's saying a lot:

http://www.scrollingbuckle.com/

Be the hit of the party at your next Star Trek convention!! Make sure you watch the movie on the website of the text scrolling. My cousin says that if this becomes a real NY fashion trend, he's moving out of the city.

POLL (of anyone who reads this):
What is the best thing this belt could say? Feel free to describe both the message, and perhaps the scene it would be funniest.

For instance, imagine your physician's surprise when he walks into your examining room, only to find you sitting there buck naked with this belt on that reads, "No, YOU cough." Hilarity will ensue, or your $29.99 back.