Oh man, have they got one nasty STD...
Until today, we could only assume the likes of Howard Stern, Karl Rove, and yes, lounge lizard Tom Jones were terrible with gratuities. We could also assume that they have small penises, but that's besides the point.
My friends, a new day is upon us. A day when we raise our arms in the air, put them back down, go on the Internet, and read BitterWaitress.com's "Shitty Tipper Database".
Search for family members!
Search for friends!
And before you make fun of those two groups, search for yourself and make sure you haven't been blacklisted.
According to these sultans of the service industry, even a 12% tip justifies some degree of vitriol! Though it's for the 4% and under crowd that they reserve the right to sprinkle a little jizz in your New England Clam Chowder.
2 years ago
1 comment:
Hey, what a shitty thing to do. I'm certainly glad I'm not on the list but I don't think anyone is keeping track here in AK. At least they give you a chance to apologize but hey, you can't really "hold the sauce" at that point can ya? Cool site and hilarious post! You should post some pictures I haven't seen much of NY but I hear you have a lot more..... well everything cool.
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