Moron of the Sea

Thanks to Arielle for finding this quote. It proves that not all parents fullful their obligation to lock the stupid kids in the basement until they're 40:

"Oh, no. I'm so totally blond. I don't think anyone would take me
seriously if I wasn't blond." -Jessica Simpson

Does she hear herself speak?

And who in the world lied to poor Jessica and told her she's being taken seriously??