Kicking the Crap Out of 5-Year-Olds

Let me preface this by saying a couple of things:

1. You are NOT too good a person to discuss this topic.
2. You are NOT too smart a person to discuss this topic; my office is mostly comprised of graduates from Penn, Princeton, and Harvard. We spent our entire lunchtime analyzing all of the different permutations of how this scenario could play out.
3. I do NOT advocate the assault of 5 year old children. This discussion is purely hypothetical, and will help you find your strengths, weaknesses, and most importantly, your boundaries.

Now, I feel like I lost you about the time that I said the words "assault of 5 year old children". So I'll stop here and just direct you to follow this link.

I can't lie, it's hilarious, provided you don't take yourself too seriously.

Here's 40+ pages of people discussing this very topic.